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My wife is doing naughty things in the hot tub with our friend, what should I do? We have another couple that we are friends with and sometime they come over and have a few drinks and we all 4 get into the hot tube. The other night I notice my wife had her foot on my buddies crouch in the hot tube. I did not say anything at the time, but I'm not sure if I should confront her. | | well next time get the other wife and put your hands on her bo*bs...that will teach your buddy to let your wife touch his crouch!!! and teach your wife!!! | My wife is doing naughty things in the hot tub with our friend, what should I do? We have another couple that we are friends with and sometime they come over and have a few drinks and we all 4 get into the hot tube. The other night I notice my wife had her foot on my buddies crouch in the hot tube. I did not say anything at the time, but I'm not sure if I should confront her. | Dunk her trampy head under the water every time she does it until she learns.
Seriously, ask her. Point blank and don't let her weasel out of it. | Does it annoy you that comcast TV listing guide shows you all the channels you don't get? I hate seeing all those channels I don't subscribe to, especially find it rude to have to explain to my guys what the headline "real nude teens, hot wives, penhouse naughty, dirty nake beauties", etc, etc, means. I have complained to Comcast but they don't care. Why is it that this question might get deleted for reference to real nude teens but yet comcast can shove this in our faces and there is nothing that can stop them? | | Judicious application of Duct tape? | Husbands and wives, when was the last time you both had a date together? I just ask for fun. It is nice to hear from couples that take time to do fun things together both naughty and nice and maybe some spice. I am making stuffed cornish game hens for dinner tomorrow and making them for brunch in bed and go out hiking a little before the snow sets in. Making hot cocoa with a touch of rum before bed. Happy stories only please. | | My hubby and I just had our first date in over a year after having our daughter, we just went to a movie. We go out all the time to restaurants but we take our daughter with us, i guess those don't count. But we love going out to eat and talk for hours, it was much easier before the baby began walking but it's still nice. Now that our daughter is 15 months we're planning on leaving her with a babysitter about once every two months or so, it's hard though cause we love our baby so much, she's the coolest person we know | Problem: wife saw me looking at a pic in lingerie catalog and thinks I bought her the naughty undies in pic? But it was the set I bought for my GF, Amy, and I'll never be able to enjoy Amy in this hot little number if I have to look at my wife in it. What can I do to fix this? Thanks fo rhelping. | Easy, buy your wife that $2.99 pair of red and black lace frillies you saw near the checkout stand at the convenience store last night. Your wife will never know the difference and Amy will be happy knowing you didn't spend a lot of valuta on the Old Ball and Chain.
EDIT: Whoa! What's with all the bitchy women here leaving hateful remarks? Aren't you always asking men to be honest? Schmecky is just being honest. Ladies, how can you expect us to open up to you when this is the reaction we get? | How can I warm him up to the idea of being naughty? look, im a twenty year old woman who is old fashioned, loves to cook and clean, and is BIG on the primal side of life - i.e i like to be dominated during.... you know.... intimate occasions. But more often than not my hubby doesn't want to play around but just get to business.... and anytime I try and show him what to do with his hands.... er....down there....he goes to rough and fast or completely messes it up in some way. I have faked the big 0 so many times during our play sessions that im getting annoyed. I would think if he lusted me he would want to be naughty.... are all hubby's like this?? or am i the lucky girl?? and another thing!! he wont rub my shoulders... he insists on paying for professional massages because apparently im THAT awful to rub down. so I kissed and foreplay massage goodbye long ago.... are there any experienced hot-blooded wives out there who know what im saying, and have found a way to win??
I want him to say my name, to look me in the eye, to SHOW me what i do to him! not just lay on top of me and go to town with his head buried in my shoulder! I feel like hes some kind of horse or something! | It sounds like you've got a lot of training you're going to have to do to make things better. But here's a little something to get you started...
Whenever you 'fake the big 0', you're basically signaling to him that he's done a good job. From his point of view, he gets the big O, you get your big O, everyone's happy, mission accomplished. Why should he change his routine when what he's doing works. If he starts to realize that all you're really getting is a big 0 (as in zero), then he'll realize that he's not performing up to snuff.
It's easy to just assume that guys are only interested in getting their rocks off and not giving a wit about anything else. But coming in a very close 2nd place to that is they like the idea that they'll be able to do it again. And their likelihood of being able to do it again is a lot higher if the girl *wants* to do it again. The best indication of that is if the girl enjoyed it. If he sees that you're not enjoying it, it's gonna scare him into thinking that he's not going to have as likely a chance of having sex again any time soon.
Getting a girl to orgasm is like a victory for them. If they fail that objective, they have failed. I'm guessing that your *warrior* husband doesn't like the idea of being a failure and will adapt his battle plan such that during the next encounter he'll achieve victory. Men by their nature are conquerors, especially military officers.
Use this knowledge to achieve your goal. Don't be easy. Present him with challenges. Then let him conquer you. The next time he comes around wanting to do the horizontal mambo, just tell him that you'd be much more in the mood after about a 15 minute back rub. Hold your ground. Don't let him sneak around this obstacle. Once he gives in, reward him and give him his victory. Basically, make him work for his sex. It might anger him a little at first, but eventually, it'll end up making him feel more manly if his mindset is such that it's a conquest. Use that military officer mindset of his. | Wives, do you like for your husband to spank you? I like for my husband to spank me; it's hot! So far, we've only done erotic/sexual stuff. I've wondered what it would be like for him to really spank me, but I think I just like the sexy, fun stuff. Do any of you wives get spanked for naughty behavior? When you do, does it sometimes turn sexual? I know there's a lot of couples who practice Domestic Discipline....don't know if that is for my hubby and me or not.... | | I LOVE IT !!! It is the best with my man, but that's because I love him. The feeling of his strong hands on me...oh my well, let's just say that it can be the most awesome turn on for me ever !!!! You have to trust the person who is spanking, to not harm you, and also know that it's a turn on for him as well. | Rate this naughty little joke please...? and tell me your favourites if you care to!? Husband: oh come on!
Wife: no! Leave me alone!
Husband: Please, it won't take long!!!
Wife: I wont be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: But I cant sleep without it...
Wife: Why did this come to your head in the middle of the
night?!
Husband: Because i'm really feeling HOT...
Wife:You pick the darnedest times to get hot!
Husband: If you love me, you'll do it.
Wife: If YOU love ME, you'd me more considerate.
Husband: I'm begging you, please, i must have it right now!
Wife: Please lets forget it for tonight...
Husband: Please honey, do it for me...its drivin me crazy!
Wife: Alright, alright, i'll do it.
Husband: Whats the matter? Need a flashlight?!
Wife: I cant find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven sakes, just feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?!!!
Husband: Ahhhhhhhh that feels good!
Wife: Is it far up enough?
Husband: Oh ya...
Wife: Now go to bed! AND THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT THE WINDOW
OPEN, DO IT YOURSELF! | Yeah it's an alright joke.... but this one's better I reckon
A husband and wife had a small guy, so for when they discussed makin' lurv, they used the codeword "washing machine" instead of sex.
So one night at about 2 in the morning the husband's feeling all randy, so he gently shakes his wife...
"uhhhh, it's late what do you want?"
"Washing machine" he whispers.
"Washing machine? I'm half asleep, go back to bed!"
"Pleeeaaasssee honey??" pleads the husband.
"Argh! I'm serious Jack, I've got a busy day tomorrow so go back to sleep." and with that she rolls over.
About 10 minutes later she's still awake and starts to feel bad, so she rolls over and nudges him...
"Alright, I'm awake. Washing machine?"
The husband snorts awake and replies,
"Huh? Oh... don't worry. It was a small load, and I did it by hand..." | I think I might be in trouble with wife, after sketching her and neighbor in naughty scene? I was being silly, and for fun a sketched a funny scene what started to be just the neighbor, but I decided to add my wife into the scene. It was a bit naughty as I knew my wife would find it one day. Well she did...
She got really mad, and then she did something really shocking. She says she could really blow my mind, if that's what I was into, just wait... So a couple of weeks go by, and she gets all these pictures from an old college roommate. It was pictures of her, the roommate, and some guy in some poses that dropped my mouth. The pictures were 15 years old, but pretty crazy. So my wife starts to laugh, and ask if seeing her with another woman really turns me on. It took a few moments, but it kind of turned me on.
Now my wife is confused because I found it hot, and drawing sketches as well. How do you tell your wife that you are still into her, but like the naughty stuff as well? | | I'm not sure I understand, she was ok with doing it way back then, and was ok with showing you obviously erotic pictures of her doing those things, but, she has a problem with you thinking about it? That makes no sense unless she is threatened and feels she has "outgrown that phase of her life" or something like that, and thinks you want her to move backwards. There is no reason she should be angry at you for picturing her in things she's obviously already done. |
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