How do they make the big mama fat suit? I need 2 know what kinda stuff they use 4 the arms and legs and face in Big mamas house 4 malcoms fat suit. My granbaby wanna be big mama 4 halloween and I gotta start makin that sucker now. So if ya'll could just tell me what the stuff is called i'd be mighty happy. |
| Pantihose stuffed with socks......and pillows shoved in colthing. Make the belly hang down LOW. And arms hang too., |
Which yo mamas so fat joke is funnier? which on do you think is funnier?
yo mamas so fat when she stood a scale, it showed her phone number
OR
yo mamas so fat she got baptized at sea world
which ones funnier? :) x |
Ouf of those two I'd pick the "baptized at SeaWorld" one.
How about this one:
Your mama's so fat, she was wearing a pair of tight yellow britches, she bent over, they split, two guys got in...thought it was a yellow cab.
OR
Your mama's so fat, she was walkin' down the street one day and the cops pulled over and told her to break it up. |
Does any1 kno any "your mamas so fat..." jokes? (no offence ppl) your mamas so fat her cereal bowl comes ith a lifeguard!!!!
do any of you have any jokes like this???? |
| yo mamas so fat her cereal bowl is a dustbin |
Does Beyonce have a sexy body or is she a fat mama? Do you consider Beyonce's body to be sexy? Especially those big meaty thighs? Would you wanna have her on your arm? |
| i'm not a boy but from my perspective she looks good n doin it for the girls with meat n the real average woman just that shes toned and shaped |
What are some good yo mama so fat jokes? I need to find very funny yo mama so fat jokes! 10 points for the funniest one! |
Yo mama so fat that she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat that the all-you-can eat buffet gone bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to drown herself in the Hudson River, she flooded New Jersey.
Yo mama so fat that she didn't need a parachute when skydiving, her fat is like a built-in parachute.
Yo mama so fat that the army won the war because she sat on the opponents.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He fell and fell for 200 feet,
Which is obviously very steep.
However, Humpty Dumpty didn't go *SPLAT*,
Because he landed on yo mama's big, blubbery fat. |
Yo mamas so fat cuz shes related to you?!?!?! any come back? COMON MAN WATS UR COME BACK!??!?!?! |
| yo mama so fat, that she falls into everyone's family tree |
What is the best 'yo mama is so fat...' line? I have been trying to diss my sister for a long time.but she always comes up with a better 'yo mama is so fat..' please help me. I am desperate. |
| Yo mama is so fat, when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part as the big rolling ball |